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15:03 | 2/May/2008 |
| Hit | |
| Hit One Today, he was not going to live. I had the right weapon and my fury had no bounds. The wrath that I had gathered and that had accumulated in me, today was going to unleash on him. I was waiting for this day. He had harassed me for a long time. Today I was going to find him, wherever he hid. I will search every nook and every dark cor...
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15:37 | 29/Apr/2008 |
| Success Addiction | |
| I have a friend whom I would like to refer as an Addict…His problem….he is addicted to success!!!! I mean to say that whatever he does, he wants to be the best. Say, He is driving a car then he would like to be the first to reach his destination. And he would often try to overtake the other vehicles on the road, which makes him a wee bit of a dange...
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23:05 | 26/Apr/2008 |
| Dark Knight | |
| It was a cold and a dark night. Even the stars were hidden between the clouds.He was walking fast. He had this long winter coat he was wearing. It was chilly.The only sound were of his footsteps and the rubbing of his coat with his legs.The road was empty. Some of the streetlights were off. He was anxious to reach somewhere.He glanced back to see i...
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22:06 | 19/Apr/2008 |
| Confusion | |
| I found myself sitting in a Train Compartment. To my right a plump short heighted man was sitting. He had an umbrella in his hand. Big eyes of his seem to be staring infront of him, where another man was sitting. He seemed restless. As if something was bothering him. He was of average height and body. Not really fat nor thin. Wearing a Half sleeve ...
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19:51 | 18/Apr/2008 |
| Train Song | |
| I am right now in Kolkata. Those who have not visited this place will not really have missed something in this city however there are certain things here which would surprise even the most seasoned traveller. Now I am a Mumbaite. And have lived almost most ofmy life in Maumbai. And I strongly feel that being a Mumbaite, I can handle almos most of t...
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15:27 | 9/Apr/2008 |
| Highway High | |
| Highway accident are very frequent, and if you ask any driver whose fault is in the accident. You will get a good reply back saying ' It's the other driver's fault. He was driving on the wrong lane.' or sometimes 'He lost control. I was minding my own business driving peacefully and bothering no one.'Bottom line....no one accepts their fault.You wi...
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15:25 | 9/Apr/2008 |
| Bank Scare | |
| He stood in front of the bank. He knew what he had to do. Behind him was the wail of the Police sirens. But it did not scare him. The money was huge. He always dreamt of this day. He had been planning it for years now. But he never had the courage. But this time he was not looking back. He was alone with no help. But he did not need help. He was go...
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20:35 | 3/Apr/2008 |
| All in the Hand | |
| I was looking at the body in front of me. The body seemed very lifeless, if it not were the light breathing that was there. The slow movement of the chest was very much a proof of that. And there I stood with a knife in my hand. My hand would have been shaking but today they were not. It was a long time before when it would shake. I would have been...
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11:26 | 31/Mar/2008 |
| Local Trains | |
| Looking out on the small crowded compartment of the Local Train is a tough job!! Mumbaikars know this very well, and are very well known to this situation. To an outsider, who has never boarded a local train in Mumbai, well, you have missed an oppurtunity to be massaged in every possible places on your body, even in those places, which you never th...
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11:21 | 31/Mar/2008 |
| Bank Scare | |
| He stood in front of the bank. He knew what he had to do. Behind him was the wail of the Police sirens. But it did not scare him. The money was huge. He always dreamt of this day. He had been planning it for years now. But he never had the courage. But this time he was not looking back. He was alone with no help. But he did not need help. He was go...
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angel | 12:30 | 1/May/2008 |
| Friends: (90)
| City: Vizag
| Interests: music,browsing,fa...
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| m bak 2myself :) |
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| hmm...atlast xams r over..........!!!!n m bak 2 myself.....!!! i wantd 2 b free as soon as possible...n now therz loads of things goin on in my mind.....i wantd 2 do soo much at a time.....n still m gettng bored.....strange!!!well atleast i hav lots of time 2 enjoy wid myself..........!!!!some music...some fun....frenz....n loads of masti....well ...
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shalinitandon | 23:29 | 28/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (31)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: reading, travelling
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| Utter Confusion |
| My thoughts possibly move faster than wind, a second before I wanted to be a successful entrepreneur; within moments I wanted to be settled in a moffusil and doing what I like the most, teaching kids. My husband used to get surprised with my moods and decisions changing so fast possibly he has now got used to it and doesn’t have those question mar...
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simi | 16:16 | 20/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (147)
| City: Delhi
| Interests: Astro science,num...
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| GR8Gang |
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| Hey u all join me Join me on Gr8Gang http://www.gr8gang.com/gangs/azaljeetsin gh
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shikha | 00:30 | 27/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (64)
| City: Dreamland
| Interests: music,reading,dan...
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| For the ones, I owe my life to..... |
| There would have been no existence of me, without them. Without whom I would have never been what I am today. All the good that is within me is because of them & they are none other than my parents.My father has always been a strong guiding support for me, giving me all the psychological strenght I needed in my childhood days & even today......alw...
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ant r | 11:56 | 26/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (96)
| City: Calcutta
| Interests: Just a girl.. duh!
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| COZ WITHOUT LOVE I WONT SURVIVE |
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| Love hurtsBut sometimes it's a good hurtAnd it feels like I'm aliveLove singsWhen it transcends the bad thingsHave a heart and try me'cause without love I won't survive Hmm...Lines from a song by Incubus..and how true..Someone has said of us humans, love is our very constitution and hatred or despise is only the momentary lack of love, a similar th...
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Nikhil Sukum... | 18:37 | 30/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (11)
| City: Chennai
| Interests: Books,Films,Art,H...
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| A BEAUTIFUL WORLD |
| This world is beautiful ,whatever people say... the success we have had is too higher than the failures.If you count them....Look at the colours,feel the tastes, feel the breeze, the water we drink, different foods, different people, colourful flowers, artifacts,history, crusaders for people's rights, beautiful,.....amazing and blessed, i know .......
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saurabh lal | 10:01 | 5/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (33)
| City: Scranton
| Interests: reading,blogging,...
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| Stuck in OBAMALAND |
| She is a bitch!! I muttered…..all of them are,seconded my roommate sounding like a spurned lover(not that i am suggesting anything)….."nahi yaar" ….I screamed…..she is one hell of schemer and would stoop to anything to get there.They always get what they want, mourned my other roommate…woes galore all around…but this country deserves that suit-clad...
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priyanka | 00:15 | 9/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (14)
| City: Margaon
| Interests: listening to soot...
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| WHY ARE WE HERE IN THIS UNIVERSE!??? |
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| WEW!!! a really very interesting question to ponder over.Have we any specific roles to play or some important task to fulfill for which we are wandering here...If we turn around and have a closer look we find every living creature born in this universe is trying to fulfill a task.The total cycle of this task being "infinte loop" .One task is comple...
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lonely | 02:37 | 24/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (159)
| City: Hyderabad
| Interests: sharing,observing...
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| The other side of the coin... |
| Most of my colleagues asking me “how u can be smiling always (internally they feel that “this guy don’t have any problems???)”…the answer from me is “again a simple smile only”... Once if I look back into my life, which I spent until 3 years back is really a different world...so many sleepless nights…no money to take food twice in a day. Thinking...
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mits k | 14:31 | 16/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (8)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: sketching,reading...
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| Shocking facts about Eggs! |
| Eggsamine What You EatWhen you look for a bride/groom for your son/daughter you look into the antecedents of the whole family carefully. When you admit your child to school you check the best possible educational centre. When you give your clothes to a tailor you find out the best tailor. When you buy a car you look for the best possible make. So w...
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Rakshita Verma | 20:23 | 23/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (511)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: jokes, poetry, pu...
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| Time... |
| The sun sets and risesAmidst this grindThere are answers That I do not findTime has stolenMy peace of mindThe honest personThat I was once Am seeking childhood In its virtual absence Time has stolen My innocence My love nest isNothing but wilderness I have lots of energy That I cannot harnessTime has stolen My hopefulness From far off I get A w...
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daniel ribero | 11:26 | 13/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (366)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: Business Networki...
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| Sensations Of A Kiss |
| Despite the relative tastelessness of kisses, they are usually referred to as sweet. Tasting of wine, strawberries and honey are some of the most common descriptions of lover’s kisses, although some poets are more creative. For example, The Song of Songs says, "Thy lips drip as the honeycomb, my spouse: Honey and milk are under thy tongue."The feel...
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kim agrawal | 15:28 | 24/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (87)
| City: Raipur
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| सिंधु ... |
| जीवन में कुछ अनुभव,कुé 1; लम्हे और कुछ घटनाएँ ऐसी होती हैं जो स...
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Anulekha Muk... | 11:47 | 2/May/2008 |
| Friends: (153)
| City: Kolkata
| Interests: reading,painting,...
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| I am the daughter of Earth and Water, And the nursling of the Sky; I pass through the pores of the ocean and shores; I change, but I cannot die. For after the rain when with never a stain The pavilion of Heaven is bare, And the winds and sunbeams with their convex gleams Build up the blue dome of air, A little piece f...
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ramnath rajaram | 07:46 | 2/May/2008 |
| Friends: (1673)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: HEALTH AWARENESS,...
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| COMPASSION IS A SIGN OF THE GREAT |
| COMPASSION IS A SIGN OF THE GREATOnce when Samartha Ramadas (a great saint from Maharastra who was the preceptor of King Sivaji) was moving about the countryside with his disciples, those behind him seeing a fine field of juicy sugar cane, entered it and started pulling out the cane, crunching it with great relish. The owner of the field...
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Saakshee I | 08:34 | 31/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (840)
| City: Close to u!
| Interests: This is the real ...
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| A brief time as a Coquette |
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| Nothing new to pen so dredging up an old one for ya’ll from my teendom. How I almost became a coquette and got sucked into the lives of BB and her hubby.. My mom’s pal BB (BIG take your pick for the second B) had a problem she has a hubby who loves her deeply. But BB just tolerated him. His show of love irritated her no end- but luckily for her he ...
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Manu Nair | 20:06 | 30/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (382)
| City: Bangalore
| Interests: Writing,reading,s...
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| Sisters are Wonderful Indeed! |
| Though I have no sisters of my own, I had received a lot especially from the girl students of the schools and College where I had studied where I did meet a Head Girl of Xth Std who bend down to touch my feet after the farewell party to ask for my forgiveness if she had done anything wrong but I didn’t allow her to do so. Here I also met two sister...
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Priya | 15:10 | 21/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (10)
| City: Bangalore
| Interests: Music, Reading
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| A little boyasked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she replied. "Idon't understand," he said. His Mom justhugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mom seem to cry for noreason?" "Allwomen cry for no reason," was all his dadcould say. The little boy grew up and became a man,...
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