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Thursday 28 August, 2008
By  Arindam   20:42 | 21/Mar/2008 |  0 Comment(s)
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Horoscope Funda

Predicting some one's future now has become a very competetive carreer option now it seems.

I have really no idea how to predict some one's future, as I am a "Normal" being in this little world, contradicting some people who "claim" that they can predict the future by studying the stars of the person and what not!!! I was, as my curious nature "that is" naturally interested in this field.

So, on a selected day, I went to one of the celebrated Astrologist and waited for my turn to see the guy. It seems that the celebrated astrologist was indeed a celebrated one because of the long queue I saw ahead of me. Thinking that it would take me a lot of time, I closed my eyes to take a small nap, however to my surprise my turn came up unexpectantly quickly. Some how the long queque reminded me of when I went to my doctor and had to wait in a similar queue. When I finally went inside, the guy whom I saw, was a plump person, with a very prominent double chin. Lightly bearded with a dense moustache. He was sitting on a small stool(very short heighted stool, I may add!!!). Infront of him lay a small table where many papers with all sort of weird signs and diagrams. I figured that they were kundli's or something of that kind.

I sat infront of him and told him my share of problems. I wanted to know the future and how can I get better job, money and a all in all good life. He had his share of suggestions and "Do It" list. I sat with this guy for about 20 minutes. After about that much time, he was satisfied with my future and had his list of suggestions to make my life better. I was feeling better already. I thought now maybe my pathetic life would make some impression on this Earth.

I dont know why, but I had a brain storm of taking a second opinion on this. So, I went to another of these celebrated astroger. Very Similar of kind!! I figured that these people are more or less similar in looks, behaviour etc etc. Ofcourse I didn't mention my earlier visit to a competitor of his. So this guy suggested something very different. And his take on my life was ' I was already doing better and no need for anything to improve, however in future I may face some problems and to avoid these I may need some of his suggesed gems that I would wear on my fingers.'

This total contradictions between the two astrologers surprised me. Two astrologers and two different futures!!!! At the end of the day, I really didnt know what exactly my future held for me. My obsession with these people ended there only, as I derived that what ever my future holds, some one else cannot predict it or let alone change it.

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